Friday, February 29, 2008

genitalia-less species - our future?

Ok. I need to preface what I am about to say. You need to understand that I spent a lot of time alone as a child…maybe too much time alone. But when I was alone, lying there on my bed at night, I would think about spaceships and alien beings. I would think about time machines. In my mind I would time travel to the past and to the future. I used to think about those aliens a lot. At that time people would talk about their experiences with aliens. When people were asked to describe the aliens they saw, they would describe aliens similar to the ones in Close Encounters of the Third Kind. I used to wonder where these aliens really came from. I used to think about what planet they come from and how far they have to travel.

They look just like us. They have the same body shape. They have eyes and noses. They have hands and fingers. They are hairless and pale. Also, we never hear descriptions of these aliens having genitalia. And then, as I got older and started to learn about evolution, I had a new thought about these aliens that supposedly came from another planet. Maybe these aliens are not from another planet at all. Maybe they are future humans who are travelling to visit us from the future. I know it sounds way out there. But it kind of makes sense with how things are going these days. We are using genetic engineering to make us into a perfect human being. And the trend seems to be that being hairless is preferred. Being pale is preferred. It makes sense that we humans would evolve into a genitalia-less species because in the future we will create all of our babies in test tubes. So this is my theory: “Aliens” are just genetically modified future humans.

5 comments:

Ana said...

I think that you need to watch the south park episode where the illegal aliens from the future take their jorbs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uORAyORWRAA

I'm not sure if the link is going to work but check it out. Anyway they are illegal immigrants but they're aliens and they came to work jobs for 25 cents an hour because in the future that will eventually be worth 6 billion dollars, but with inflation it's actually worth like 5.25 an hour, so they're working for minimum wage, which is more than they can make in the future.

Lucia said...

Do you think the aliens have endorsed Hillary too?

Ana said...

dude whatever... hill-dog is awesome...

kdl63 said...

hahaha, the southpark episode was all I could think about when I read this post. anna, you beat me to it. "They took our jorbs!"

jmartinez said...

no!...what about sexual pleasure?!
how is that overlooked??